Really quickly... Gawker has awesome pictures of a bug approaching one metre long.
The Sun isn't my favourite British tabloid. That honour of course goes to the Daily Mail. But the Sun does have this excellent scoop on a Chinese farmer with a terrible problem.
And the Large Hadron Collider, that Geneva particle accelerator some people think will create an earth gobbling black hole, has reached full power. It's a story I've covered several times. The big day was today.
Next post? A story on Switzerland, the EU and Libya.